The main nude beach in South Florida is Haulover Beach, just north of Bal Harbour on Collins Ave. Which means more than a few unfortunate runners from that ritzy beach town have jogged a little too far north and found themselves smack in a sea of ass-naked old people. Watching the looks on their faces is what passes for entertainment when the novelty of said naked old people wears off. (Note: That happens very fast.)
That’s not to say that everyone on the beach looks like an old recliner strapped to a beach chair. But you get all shapes and sizes. For every taut German blonde, you’ll get five or six wilted dudes with mermaid tattoos. Also, the ratio here skews highly male, so if you’re not comfortable looking up and seeing more penis than you would in a YMCA locker room, this might not be the spot for you.
Address: 10800 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33154, USA